- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
so i just got this weird ass package from cvs and i was eating a nectarine as i opened it and i discovered it was from kotex and it was basically like a starter kit for your period with a tampon and a pad and a panty liner and directions and so i started laughing and ended up choking on my nectarine and almost died
the moral of this story is, don’t open anything from cvs when you’re eating